Sunday, April 7, 2013

Drunk Dialing & Air Mattresses



I wasn't old enough to get drunk before cell phones existed, but I imagine when you got wasted and wanted to bother someone you just bothered the person closest to you.  Cell phones started this drunk dialing phenomenon almost instantly, making booty calls and love confessions dangerously accessible.  The only person who enjoys drunk dialing is the drunk.  Nobody cares what you have to say at 4 a.m. when you can barely even walk much less construct a coherent sentence.